15 people. 27 hours. 186 miles. Damn...
Wake up. Was that sleep...? Load my truck. Drive. Car honking... Bike fell off car rack. Stop to find bike. Get yelled at by black lady in the middle of the street. Try to locate bike tires... no where to be found. Get back in car. Wait - homeless man walking with my bike tires. Attack. Back in car -Drive. Pick up MASSIVE van. Drive. Load Van. Almost get parking ticket from angry ticket lady. Drive. Gas. Decorate van, hand out shirts, explain rules. Back in car.... split. Van 1 makes it to start. Check. Van 2 - makes it to camp. Check. Runner up. Van 2 - pick up runners. Check. Drive to start - um... is that a sign for Yonkers...? Damn. U-turn. Reach start - Run. Back in car. Water. Food. Get out of car. Safety vest... flag... what??! Back in car... drive. Run. Back in car. Crap, we're lost. GPS...? Navigate. Cell phone ringing.... Who's running? Who's running next? Where are we? Need water. Damn, late for volunteer shift. Need food - no more trail mix. Run again. Try to sleep. Bugs bitting me. Shut eyes. Open eyes. How long was i asleep? 1 hour.... Where is the team? Next runner up in 15 minutes.... must move quickly. Baby powder everywhere... Run. Drive. Run again. Lost... where am i? Must have missed turn... cop stopping. Get in cop car - bum a ride. Locate team. Back in car. Repeat, repeat, repeat... sprint to finish. Kick some ass. Drink best beer ever. Free high fives for everyone :)
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